ATTN!
I'm looking for someone who can do Websites. And I mean GOOD Websites, not some Geocities/Freewebs crap. PM/MSN me.
So, I'm starting the GunZFactor Disfunctional Family! What this is is basically a bunch of people like me, lordcarbo, KB, Jaz, Wr@ith, Wratts, etc.

To join, there will be 3 requirements.

1) You must have bumped at least 3 threads out of which 2 are still alive.
2) You must be funny. Very motha ****in funny.
3) You must have over 500 posts.
4) Mafia? Heh. Heheheheh.

Rules.

1) Never be serious, except when dealing with newbs. With noobs, flame.
2) The Off-Topic is our playground. Our Parkour yard. We can, and will do anything, if not everything we want there.
3) The Movies section is 1337, and the Zephyre Will You Have Buttsecks With Me is own. You must like it.
4) You must have a good rep. Daggers suck. Swords are pwn.
5) MySpace sucks. Emo =/
6) YouTube FTW. You MUST like YouTube.

Positions.

0) Crikey. That's Steve. Rest In Peace, pal'. You deserve your spot ;.;
1) Don. Godfather. That's me.
2) Underboss Jaz. Yes, that's a position. If you reach the position Jaz, you are pro. Jaz is automatically already there. To get there also, you must make a name of yourself.
2.5) Underboss MoHawk.
2.5) Underboss Yuna92.
2.75) Consiliegre Ashleyd.
3) Capo. Besides Jaz, this is the 1337est thing. Ever.
4) Soldier. That includes every goddamn funny and 1337 member that knows how to handle a noob.
5) Associate. An average, if not mediocre funny guy. Usually has his moments of genius. This is required.
6) Outsider. That's the smallest one around. He's new.

Functions.

0 - He's Steve. He was so cool, he gets to do everything he wants now.
1 - Gets to order people around.
2 - Gets to stay in GzF forever and has no right to leave.
2.5 - Movies.
3 - 6 Gets to order people one position under him.

Pre-Members. The dudes that got in first cause I wanted too. They have no say in this ):

Steve Irwin. If he was the crazy man we all think he was, I think it might've been his wish to die like that. Serriously.
Steve Irwin was The Crocodile Hunter, a crazy man that filmed numerous documentaries for the little people on Earth. Like KB said, I can't imagine Steve dying of old age. I just can't. Maybe it's good he died now. My parents are getting slow and they're 50.

Jaz. He's Jaz, he doesn't need an intro. Jaz for Mod.

JinDaYi. He's Jaz position. Automatically oso.

Chiharu-Chan. Jaz. Really a girl, and lotsa anime >=/

King Banana, Becci, Zeph, Firedauz(ex), Major, Twoset, etc. Capos. No comment D:

LordCarbo. He are Soldier.

Wratts. Soldier

NiceWoman. Associate D:

Normal Member List
User - Position - WTF He did.
Franza - Outsider - He's KB's daughter or something.
Chinmoku - Soldier - He'll disfunction my family.
CheatGuru1 - Associate - Position says it all. O_o;;
Jackolope - Associate - Italics Name
Townsend - Outsider - Avatar
Slabor - Capo - Fuxing thread bumper >
EBONAK - Soldier - EBONAK =o
Malbodiensis - Soldier - Still online since yesterday O_o
Ummmmmers - Soldier - O_o;;
UPC - Outsider - He's rly funny
Lucky Cat - Soldier - Forgot him
EBONUB - Soldier - Forgot him too
Sonblade - Soldier - Frobot him
Hymn - Soldier - Who the mutha****a are you?
CheatGuru1 - Soldier - wtf hax
CrimsonVixon - Associate - He whored the forum. Yay for forum whoreness.
sparked - Associate - His spamming my thread D:
Xepir0th - Associate - WTF??!?!?!??!?
Guerilla13 - Associate - No.
Hinata - Soldier - http://koti.phnet.fi/otaku/azucross/heil-osaka.jpg
Gnoto - Soldier - He got banned.
Dakantos - Associate - Diarheea ew
a_korean - Associate - He wanted to join
steelste - Associate - March 2006 FTW
Whatever-desu - Associate - Hi Zim
Stacheldrat - Soldier - Welcome to the ranks of the GunZFactor Disfunctional Family. Mod nub.
flexik - Soldier - GMT, like Jazcore


Promotions:
Townsend - Soldier - http://my.opera.com/Idonotlikebrocco....jpg_thumb.jpg
Ashleyd - Capo - http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27320 Dakantos - Capo - Dude, like... JAZ.
Sparked - Capo - DO MY SIG ALREADY
Jackolope - Soldier - Italics name requires it
Ashleyd - Consiliegre - Movie? SHWEET!