This is from my technical communications class today. I thought it was hilarious. >_>;
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Interviewing: What not to do - Do not say that you don't tend to finish things you start.
- Do not say that you don't know why you're applying for the job.
- Do not insult your last employer. At length. With curse words.
- Do not confess that you want the job because it will be really easy and you don't want to work.
- Do not sneeze on your interviewer.
- Do not hit on your interviewer.
- Do not make cell phone calls in the middle of your interview.
Watch for Typos Education Amherst College, August 1880-May 1984
Work Experience - Dealing with customer conflicts that arouse
- Developing and recommending an annual operating expense fudget
- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation
Skills Rabid typist
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Credit to R. Walton. Phew, that was a lot of tags.