1000Flan_k
Posted February 24, 2009 by 1000Flan_k

Tis boring



so boring


i cant find anything to do


tis very boring


So the ppl that live next to me have this Blue-nose Pittbull and it always attacks ppl. This morning I saw two guys trying to break into their house (where im from we dont call the police), i was smoking a black and mild on my stoop. I watch for a moment as they tried to figure out the best way of entry and they go around the back and enter the house. I wondered to myself how the fuck they got past the dog. It was pretty quiet for about 10 minutes before i heard something shatter, and then there was nothing but loud barking and screaming. Within 45seconds of that one of the men comes limping out of the back covered in blood with the dog tearing at him. At this point people had begun to come outside to see wat was happening. The guy had only made it about a foot back from the sidewalk as the dog finally locked to his throat and killed him. some one called the ambulance and police arrived and found the body of the other man inside the house who had been mauled to death.


of course none of this really happened but atleast i found soemthing to do for a few mins




Comments
Rent_A_Toe wrote at February 25, 2009
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i thought this was real.... xD

Rent_A_Toe
Otaku wrote at February 24, 2009
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Lol, at first I was like, "There were no reports of a mauling in San Jose..."

You tricked me. ]:

Otaku